He isn't call the melting pot of cultures for nothing. He is the living personification of the United States of America, and is known by all as an immature, hero-loving idiot who can't be taken seriously, causing almost every nation to love hating him. They head there but when they ar Hetalia oneshots (country x reader) and also crack fanfics. I need you! Or: five times Alfred tried to top Ivan and failed, and the time he finally succeeded. But the nation who stands before him is an equal. I will have about 6 introductory chapters where I will world build your characters, kickstart the plot, and also give cool lore and let you chose the love interest. Sort by: Hot. My best friend bet me I couldn't write an Ameripan fluff involving France being kind and the words necklace, fire wood, mon amour, and jacket. There was a mutual agreement between all countries that despite their strange attraction to him, America is far too immature for any serious intimacy. This is a guide to Jade's Hetalia OCs based on the 50 States and Washington D.C. He placed his hands over his ears . I have a lot of spurred ideas that just come to me, so why not write them down? He had a close connection with animals, he felt things differently than most. (or: america was born a male with the exception of whats underneath his pants, and has never been intimately touched by another person his whole life.). She also despises the nations for their behavior towards her husband, and wishes for them to leave him in peace. ), Omega. Sort by: Hot. But when England isn't there, America decides to pull a prank on the bushy-browed Englishmen. And why, after years of growing up knowing of his father's cruelty, did Alfred finally run away? Tensions arise as the former Light general attempts to negotiate his place in his masters life, home, and bed. Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (5), America & Canada & England & France (Hetalia) (1), Alfred actually knows how to talk to people, everyone's just trying to be a teenager in a hostile world :(, constant looming threat of dying horribly, Cross My Heart, Hope to Die *SLOW UPDATES*, Reader could be considered a tsundere except she's not a violent person by nature, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Ravioli ravioli this fanfiction is unholy, Flex tape wont fix the emotional scars this ordeal will leave America, Russia (Hetalia)/Original Female Character(s), which is why this is marked as a non-pairing fic lol, Fem! Meet America. Requests closed for now. A Series of loosely connected one-shot chapters based around America and the views the world has about him and how he's more than what all the other Nations label him as. What if everything you ever did lead to this point of your life? He knew it was foolish to think that that one moment had destroyed decades of sugar-sweet lies and joy-filled fantasies, elaborate excuses and cherished dreams. Is open for story prompts. Set before Winter on Gaia, Summer in Antarctica. Main pairing: America/Japan Other pairings: France/England(hinted), Germany/Italy(hinted if you squint). Too bad he's also an oblivious child who can't read the atmosphere to save his life.World/America! Or you are a poor man just trying to make ends meet. Ending up somehow on England's pirate ship, Canada and America freak out. Now he is wrestling with his addiction, and someone he was supposed to marry in 1860! Will occasionally have Greenland and other countries from the Americas. Turns out their bosses want them to meet their families.for the summer and have to show the other nations. Here's why California authorities are beefing up security after US kills Iran general. Wow. The two nations need to work together to get their minds back where they're supposed to be without raising suspicion from their peers or their respective governments.Can they stay loyal to each other or is the opportunity to impersonate their enemy nation too good to pass up? But the rash, sadistic, superpower of a nation he had been in is youth. He looks super hot without them and everyone starts flirting with him, which pisses England off. Wrong. (Starring Sir Edelstein, Elizabeta's long-suffering superior who had no idea how he got himself into this mess.) through any means necessary. Los personajes de Hetalia no me pertenecen. 9.6K 513 7. A normal meeting or so everyone thought. He's left with Katyushas sister. Ludwig was always convinced that he couldn't love Alfred anymore than he already did. When a secret deal that was made centuries ago stating America's romance life to be off limits was broken by France it has the other nations competing for the americans affection. [I do not own Hetalia or the characters.]. He got ready for his day and went to the world conference. Ivan lleva su enferma obsesin por Alfred F. Jones a otro nivel, decide secuestrarlo para hacerlo suyo de una manera brutal.Descubre este enfermizo romance surgido de la desesperacin. England does just that with a spell and now the world will be a better place right?Right? The song, Baby, started to play from the mobile phone. In America, you have made up words. The only way to finally have his desires filled, is to lose the mask. When Loki arrives, things have gone too far- and it's time for the Nations to step in. My Collab With Kimiko Lee is Back at it again, Take A Hint! Part 5 of Representation Universe. The meeting hall is under construction and the countries have to find some where else to hold their meeting. Get ready world, you're about to see the real America. So he switches tactics, if he cant break Alfred with force, hell use a more gentle strategy. Confusing enough? Babe, Do These Pants Make My Dick Look Big? It's not that he doesn't want to quit-believe me, he does!- it's just the withdrawal is destroying him from the inside out. 470 Stories. America and Mexico decide to tour around the world in search of true happiness as a country now that they aren't needed by their people as much anymore. Imperialism Epic scrambling ensues. and to his shock, a surprising number of nations took interest in lending a hand. A little girl popped up in front of his face, blue eyes wide and innocent as they stared at him curiously. "America," it seemed right to him, so he spoke it. Just the cracky talk between people from different nations. NedCan, background RusAme and DenNor. And then he was forced to come to this god forsaken city. Hunger Games 109. Alfred Jones, the 1p personification of America, is an Omega. All they had wanted was for him to not lie anymore, to not hide anymore, to not fill their heads with useless hopes anymore. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply", Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (6), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, hopefully america getting fucked every chapter: the smut fic, Female America (Hetalia)/England (Hetalia), Alternate Universe - Always a Different Sex, set in an AU where the past ten years didn't happen OK, all relationships one-sided until America decides otherwise, no real relationships but america has subtext with everyone, Alternate Universe - Spies & Secret Agents. Great access to I-80. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos. If that seems too boring I only suggest the last two introductory chapters before you chose your route, because the lore in that will be evident in later chapters. Check out this video! Alfred liked Gilbert. This is a series I have recently brought back from the dead and improved, chapters updated and created regularly. Dn b cun vo nhng rc ri khng ng Cnh st iu tra Arthur Kirkland, anh h ca Alfred cng va b thuyn chuyn n New York v l do g? Hetalia | Reader Germania Poland | Anime/Manga Romance Country Italy Crack Fanfic Waking Rome Carcrash References Nyotalia 2p 2ptalia. So to sum it all up China wants to frick America but so does Japan, so they start competing to see who can frick America. tip: lex m/m (mature OR explicit). Chapters: 1/1. Ever since the incident in his youth, America has had a possessive and loving personality, Allen Jones there to protect him from the nations' cruelty and insults. Engineer Alfred Jones and Ship Doctor Ivan Braginsky's paths cross only out of necessity, until their fleet is attacked by an alien nation. "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAKE IT STOP!" America shrieked, holding his ears in pain. The world learns that in this day and age, America is, somehow, still a virgin. Instead, he watched as meteors showers and shooting stars danced across the night sky from the window of his bedroom, with no bedtime in sight. How would the countries react to his states? Semi-realistic Earth, futuristic AU. RusAme CanUkr and FrUk main pairings. He got there earlier than everyone else . Many places in many co America kept the secret as long as he could. He liked looking at him, watching him when he talked to the Baron, when everyone else was unnerved by his pale skin and eyes. Child Molossia is going to make an appearance or two lol, Book 3: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, America defying the cliches everyone thinks about him, America has the equivalent of ADHD and deals with it as best as possible, South Italy is the grouchy asshole uncle to the states and America's snarky best friend, Prussia is the chaotic uncle to the States and America's other best friend, Canada is the State's papa and a dad to his own provinces, And all the states pretty much consider Japan their mom for all intents and purposes, I honestly have no idea how far I'm gonna go with this series but we'll see, South Italy is not a pushover or weak and he will wreck you if you mess with anyone he cares about, Prussia may just make you explode with all of his bombs he's been secretly saving for a rainy day~, There is a reason these two so avidly (or is it rabidly) come to America's defense, That reason is America saved them from themselves more than once, And they pretty much swore eternal loyalty to the adorkable sunshine. Canada and America go to Hogwarts as third years During this year, they must face many challenges, Dementors, Boggarts, over-vigilant cats, and a growing threat from within themselves. "Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary." He just wasnt special, thats all. America is running late to the World Conference and can't find his glasses, but that's fine, he just skips them. He's left with Katyusha's sister. THE SEQUEL IS OUT! "Who are you?" Collection of short stories documenting the spy careers of Colonel Hdervry and her six subordinates. Just when Officer Kirkland thought he could leave the embarrassing incident behind, a certain ex-con awaits him in the interrogation room once again. Ivan, the demon General to the King, finds himself dreaming about a certain someone he kidnapped and had been holding hostage for the war. Austria hissed, pulling out his phone and playing his ringtone. You wish. A decade of change has followed the end of WWIII, and a specious peace has lasted for just as long. That only Prussia influenced America's military. It's kind of like a video game, where you choose which character is more like you and then a love interest and follow them through the game. Talking to him outside of the lessons was very nice, most conversations resulting in at least one nation's stomach hurting from laughing. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. [In the future, James would regret causing that monster to be let out of its cage], If you asked Ethiopia, it all started when he was ousted from his own country in a violent coup. After so many questions, Alfred has enough. What is not well known is the identity of the blue eyed and wheat colored hair of the teenage boy that crashed into a world meeting. Contenido no apto para personas sensibles, se recomienda la discrecin del lector. Contemplating his will while roaming the blurs of New Orleans, he caught a glimpse of a bar that bought his attention. That only England's culture was completely entwined with America. Azumanga Daioh. Or Hello there, Dear Reader of mine. I'm pretty sure we all know what France wants. Alfred and this new boy have been at odds, but when the boy's dark past comes back to haunt him, they are forced to come together along with other friends to overcome it. America will manipulate and trick whoever he needs to gain control of the world. Well, they're okay. In America, you ride animals." Russia told America cheerfully and he enjoyed the fact that America's face was turning red. They must learn to forgive and love and trust each other in order to survive what is to come. Whatever it is, it will end in chaos as the truth about America tears beliefs, relationships, and lives apart. And the driver told him to play along. Meanwhile, England is going through breakup stages and realized he never loved France. tip: lex m/m (mature OR explicit). Countries asking for the meaning of their life, When I say multiple pairings I mean some are romantic and some platonic. There was a legend said that two Gods have broken the law of heaven. The Axis Powers wakes up to find that they've swapped bodies! Graphic Depictions Of Violence; America/Russia (Hetalia) America (Hetalia) Russia (Hetalia) Canada (Hetalia) Ukraine (Hetalia) Belarus (Hetalia) Prequel But what if you were to be told that wasn't the real him? Hey, America: A Hetalia Fanfic. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, there's actually usuk for a few chapters despite me hating the ship, but rest assured that rusame will explode in your face, why is there a proper tag for slytherin england and gryffindor america but not for the rest smh, the villains are ocs bc none of my babies are bad nuh uh, i wrote this listening to STARSET's music, i wrote this thinking about Bojack Horseman, I Wrote This While Listening to Hozier's Music, I don't use most of the Jurassic Park/World characters cause I think they're annoying, this is probably the sweetest thing I'll ever write, Ivan is a proud father of his little dinosaur children, FraCan can be viewed as either platonic or romantic, (supposed to represent ordinary folks like you and me), Alternate Universe - Spies & Secret Agents, (Or at least the attempt to portray this), Yao gets manhandled throughout her spy career and no one can convince me otherwise, North America bros being North America bros, destroying your feels one chapter at a time, Enemies to still enemies but with a mutual understanding. 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